135 Funny Happy Birthday Wishes and Messages for Your Best Friend

Funny Birthday wishes for friends:- Birthday is special for anybody. There is the main role of the family and friends to make someone’s birthday more special. We can show him/her how much we care and love through the wish. it is not always necessary that birthday wishes must be filled with heavy words and touchy, you can make your friend smile with some funny wishes too.

So why don’t you try it, and be different and closer to your friend, making him feel more special on his special day? And if you don’t have any idea what sort of message would be more effective, then just relax. You have visited the right site. Here are some funny messages that you can send your friend on his/her birthday and make his day good.

Friends hold an exceptional place in your life and deserve special treatment on their birthday. A birthday implies fun and pleasure. Furthermore, when it’s your friend’s birthday, the wishes for the birthday must be unique. 

Birthday events are the best time to tell your friend how much they intend to you. If you want t make your friend smile, then you should send him an amusing birthday wish. Here we have made an excellent collection of such amusing birthday wishes for your buddies.

So why not make your friend’s birthday special by wishing him these unique and funny wishes. Funny birthday wishes are alluring and different from common birthday wishes. Here is a collection of interesting birthday wishes for your best male or female companion.

I am sure that these wishes will bring a big smile in the face of your friend. Check it out;

135 Funny Birthday wishes for friend

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Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28- years old forever club. Do you know, we have millions of members all over the world

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Listen, I am sorry to tell you this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It has been scientifically proven that every birthday makes you years old than your previous one, and one day it will kill you. So, you have to give it a rest, will you?

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Happy Birthday to you! You are now a year old than last Birthday, And free tips for you if you want to feel young and thin again and again. let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.

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Happy Birthday! Dude, you are getting old, and the time has come when you never walk past a bathroom without saying, “well, I’m here already, even though be light with pee to avoid the night drop.

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On your birthday, I’m going to share the secret to staying young, you just have to lie about your age. Happy birthday to my dearest one.

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Smile- today is your birthday, and you have nice 16 pairs of teeth. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. It may take a decade after, on your birthday you don’t have teeth and people prefer your serious face to your smile. So grab this opportunity to make smile. Happy Birthday.

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Congratulations on finally reaching the age of snapdragon. Before this, you had been snapped, and on the other part after this day you will be dragging. Happy birthday

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Happy Birthday! And don’t be so proud of your age. However older you are, you can’t reach the age of mine, kid! I am always one month older than you.

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Happy birthday! Wait- how old are you from today? You are so lucky you’re not a dog. They would have been graded twice up to your age.

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Happy birthday! My wish may you live to be so old, and people start wondering if you are walking dead.

35 Funny Happy Birthday Messages for Your Best Friend

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Here is your birthday today, my wish may you live to be so old, but sincerely wish you were dead.

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Happy birthday. I’m so sorry you’ve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you

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Forgetting your birthday was merely an April fool jokes. Unless of course, I remembered it in which case- please disregard this message. It may be special. Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday to a dearest person whose age now makes him cry even more than the day they come in this world.

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I’m so sorry for this belated birthday wish. Actually, I didn’t think you would living this long. Anyway Happy birthday!

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I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday. Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the mother womb.

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As you grow older than three things does happen, first you gonna lose your every min. I can’t remember the other two ones.

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Happy birthday! After seeing all candles over your cake, I seriously suggest you do fire insurance. Its count is increasing in every year.

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Happy birthday! Hope number of candles be more than your gray hair.

35 Funny Happy Birthday Messages for Your Best Friend

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Wishing the happy birthday to one who must now care about the government announcement for pensioner service.

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Congrats for being born! And sorry for the delay wishes, that I should have done the number of the year equal to your age. Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday! You know you are getting old. And you should realize it seeing the cost of the candle is more than the cake.

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Happy birthday! It’s official notice to you that you have a quarter of life with the crisis.

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Happy birthday! You only look one year old then in the selfie we take on your last birthday

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Happy birthday! Let’s go to the Jurassic World. There you will have perfect matching of your age.

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I was going to send you the happy birthday message on the card. But just yesterday my internet connection is back. Worth to save money, regard this message over here, Happy Birthday!

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Happy birthday! To one who has attended the birthday party of kids, then that of the adult in this year.

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It’s your birthday, a time for the celebration. You have reached the age that you should order a big cake that can hold the number of candles that you have never lit up in your entire life.

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Happy birthday to one, who is getting the age that is more than his twitter follower.

35 Funny Happy Birthday Messages for Your Best Friend

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I’m sending this message to one, who is very old that he can’t watch the full movie without going to the bathroom.

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Happy Birthday! I would have bought the gift for you, but I think I should declare it with the interest of the credit of the lollypop in the grocery, that you should have to pay me in childhood.

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Earlier, I had wishes you that your real wishes would be fulfilled. And I think you have all your wishes fulfilled that you may not have any wishes anymore.

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Have you ever noticed the number of candles on your cake? I think you have to blow it out with sniffing. Haha, happy birthday to you! Candle king.

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There were many great people born on this date. Too bad you are not one of them. May you grow more wishes this year? Many, many Happy birthdays!

May today be the most joyful day of your life, and may tomorrow be significantly more joyful than today!

Keep in mind when one of us had a birthday and we’d gathering like rock stars? Me, not one or the other. Just in case, I’ve conversed with your different companions, and they’ve concurred NOT to post your birthday party on the web. I’ve made no such promise. Love you, sweetheart!!!

Happy Birthday, Superstar! I wish your day is loaded with adoration from family and companions. What’s more, after they all go away, I’ll be there to assist you with unwrapping the presents!

You appear to be unique. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hair cutting? Did you get a hairstyle? There is something other than what’s expected of you. Oh, I know. You are one year older! Happy birthday!!!

I have been searching everywhere for a good gift yet I discovered nothing appropriate for somebody as extraordinary as you, so accept a decent idea and my all best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”

Celebrate, or simply set aside the ideal opportunity for yourself. It is your day, so gain more as much as possible from it in any capacity you like. Happy birthday!

They say that the older you get, the more intelligent you move toward becoming. However, despite everything, we continue doing the same stupid things we were doing as kids. So I figure we are the exception to that rule. Wishing you a very Happy birthday, buddy!

In this short lifespan we have, time runs out quicker than a birthday cake on a treat lover’s birthday. So, you need to make sure to enjoy whatever little there is of it cleared out! Wishing you a very Happy birthday!

Try not to consider the reality you are getting old an awful thing. That is to say, how many people have you met that can whip you with their walking stick if you insult them? If anything, you’re only cooler than ever before! Wishing you a very Happy birthday!

I guarantee not to tell anybody how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, as well. Happy Birthday, Bestie! This year how about we focus on losing 20 pounds — AFTER the cake, obviously!

On your Birthday, a couple of insightful words: smile while you still have teeth. Wishing you a Happy Birthday! When the candles on your cake are costlier than the cake itself, then you came to realize that you are getting older.

What an incredible presence! What an exceptional intelligence! What charm, and what wonderful eyes! But, enough about me. Wishing you very Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, my friend. I’m feeling nostalgic, so let’s relieve our “radiance days” go out and dispense additional harm to our livers, will we? We’re still young, aren’t we, my buddy? Presently, get your orthopedic shoes on, and let’s dance!

It’s better to live a life that is short yet memorable than to live for a thousand years. However, how your life has been advancing, you appear to go for both! Happy birthday my companion!

This SMS is free from additional fat, cholesterol, and added substances. It is natural, yet it is full of sugar. This SMS is sweeter than the person reading it. wishing you a Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!

Did you remember that happy, amusing, brilliant day of young age? It generally feels great when you can recall those recollections. Wish you a Happy Birthday. I brought a great present for you this year… “A Cane”.

On your Birthday I have a special wish. Smile while all your teeth are present! Congratulations! You get a magnificent feeling when your loved one wishes you how you need it on your birthday. Happy, humorous birthday, dude.

Hello man! Your birthday candles don’t fit effectively on the birthday cake. Try not to be a miser, and make sure to arrange a major birthday cake on your next birthday. Lol. May you achieve more ladders of progress, my friend.

Prior, I wished that your real wish comes true this year. At that point, I imagined that if all your dreams come true this year. At that point, there will be no dream left for Next year. It’s your day; celebrate it in your way. Take out time and enjoy the day. Don’t waste it. Wishing you Happy Birthday!!

This is your special day. Enjoy it with a smile in face and influence it to recollect all the memories. Since once it was gone, it will come after one year. Try not to stress over your home. Love you, my old friend.

  Wishing you Happy Birthday. I want to ask you, Have you checked the number of candles on your birthday cake? You need to blow all the candles by sniffing. Hahaha. Happy Birthday, Candle King!

Blow all the flame quickly before the room bursts into flames. This enormous amount of candle on the cake makes the room hotter. Happy birthday, cutie!! I made an extraordinary cake for your birthday. But, I can’t put Candles on it. If I place, I need to call the Fire department promptly to extinguish this huge firehouse.

As one more year to imagine that we have a wiser companion. The main guidance for you is to be a little mature. Wishing you a pleased birthday, young lady. Sending you your birthday gift. Hope you like it.

Happy 40th birthday celebration, companion. I trust you’re not intending to blow off candles today, or we will require a trailer load of candles to represent to your age.

Today, it is with much regret that I inform you that that your thirties have recently expired. Try to enjoy your 40s however much as could reasonably be expected. Wishing you Happy Birthday.

I needed to compose some great words for you. However, trust me, my paper was blank truly. No stresses, I hope for the best one year from now. Wishing you a Happy Birthday!!! Have a grand celebration…

Happy birthday, my dearest companion. Please be informed that effective today, your 20s are gone for eternity. Happy 30th birthday. Have a grand celebration. May your achievements be greater than Donald Trump’s ego.

At your age, Mark Zuckerberg was raking up billions of dollars. I trust you aren’t feeling awful about yourself if you aren’t raking billions. Consider it along with these ways: At least you are raking old age, which is superior to raking nothing by any means. Happy 30th birthday, dear!

I can’t trust you are 40 as of now! I swear if old age had a face, I would punch it so hard to do this to you. Glad birthday buddy! I can wager everything that you never in your most out of this world dreams trusted that you’d turn 40 so rapidly.

Try not to stress over getting more established today. Take a look at the brighter side of life and breathe easy in light of the way that you are one of the most youthful 40-year-olds on the planet. Enjoy every moment of your 40s .

On your Birthday, my prayer for you is that your wallet never resembles an onion so that you don’t cry when you open it. Have a superb life, my dearest companion.

Happy Birthday, dear. The trouble with old age is that it can be truly troublesome getting back up when you get down. Dear friend, at this age, I trust you never get down. Wishing you a birthday.

Relax dear companion. Nobody said that since you are older today, you are an old fossil. Have a fabulous time! It’s your special day! Old age is all one major joke until the point when it hits you squarely in the face. Happy Birthday, Buddy.

Keep in mind when you were a child, and you thought somebody turning 30 was so old? Well, now is your turn. Some child somewhere sees a dangerous person in you! Happy 30th birthday, my friend!!!

Hello friend! You must have heard the proverb “excellence with mind.” Yet, I should reveal to you that you are a marvel with no brain. Lol. You are still kiddo! Happy birthday to you. sending you my heartiest wishes.

Dear senior companion, I couldn’t purchase the candles you asked for. The light company said they don’t have an arrangement for conveying 60 candles. As for the confectionery store said they don’t have the innovation to make a cake that can accommodate 60 candles. The fire warriors said they don’t have up to 60 fire quenchers to convey to your birthday party. Happy birthday to my sweet, senior companion.

My elderly companion, don’t stress over those wrinkles. They help to influence your eyes to twinkle! I wish you long life on this planet, and may you always kiss the ladder of success. I love you, my friend. And wishing you Happy Birthday, my sweet friend!!!

At this age, you are a completely fledged old lady/man – there’s definitely no two different ways about that! Happy birthday, and I trust you enjoy each moment of old age.

Wishing you a super-duper birthday celebration. My guidance for you is this: Please makes sure to remain aware of your dentures as you blow out the forest of candles covering your cake.

Sweetheart, on your Big Day, I am somewhat stressed over how you will act because you have never been this old before. Happy Birthday, Buddy.

Cheerful Birthday, best friend. I swear I didn’t see your birthday on the upper right corner of my page on Facebook! I trust you get everything that you pursue on your birthday – including that adorable crush of yours. Wishing you Happy Birthday.

Sweetheart, if your cash were to develop as quickly as your age, at that point, I have no doubts in my mind that by now you’d competing with Oprah Winfrey for the title of the most extravagant lady on the planet! Happy Birthday, dear.

You are my companion, and I truly think about your bliss, which is the reason for your Big Day. I pray that God will influence your bank account sufficiently fat to always put a smile on your face. Happy Birthday.

You may be enticed to feel sad about the way that you have turned out to be older today, yet you should relax because of the way that you are as yet blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can’t flaunt this. Happy Birthday.

As you age, your heart is presumably screaming, “Why God? Oh God, why?!” But mate, there is no point screaming. You’re old, and that’s true! Wishing you Hap birthday!

You may be somewhat disillusioned that you are older today, and rightly so. Turning into an old lady isn’t the easiest of things for a lady. Wishing you Happy Birthday.

My sweetheart, I would prefer not to give you a flower as a birthday present since it will wither. There’s a special present from me that will not wilt – my undying love for you! Sweet wishes on your birthday.

Dear, do you need a GETAWAY birthday present? Oh, I’m not requesting that you GET Away from me. You will remain my dearest companion forever! I just mean a time alone with you, far from everyone else. Happy birthday, dearest companion.

Sweet companion, the more established you turn into, the wiser you get. What about getting older by the day so that you will become wiser by the day? Have a swell time on your birthday, my dearest companion.

Buddy, today I articulate you guilty of becoming a year older! You’re this way condemned to a life without your childhood! Life isn’t reasonable! You are not as affluent as you thought you’d be by this age, and over that, you’re old!

May God gives you the craving to make the most of your Big Day to the maximum despite how you are more established and wrinkle today than yesterday. Wishing you Happy Birthday!!

Sweetheart, the older you are, the more astute you move toward becoming. What about speeding up your age with the goal that you can turn into the most astute individual on earth? All the best on your birthday.

My dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget the terrible past because it is past, and center around the present since it’s here with you. So, don’t expect some other ‘present,’ it’s already here with you! wishing you Happy Birthday to a great companion.

My sweet pie, I have only one request on your birthday – would I be able to watch all of your days rather than us heading out to see the films? That will, without a doubt, make me glad on your birthday. Happy birthday to my delightful darling.

Happy Birthday, my dear companion. I appreciate you consistently as I would long for sustenance. If it’s not too much trouble, would you say you are accessible for my next meal?

My sweet young lady, I thought of the best present for you on this special day, and just a single thing could enter my thoughts – to paste 25 hot kisses on your delicate cheeks but, that’s only if your cheeks won’t be on flames! Happy birthday to my exceptional young lady.

Dear sweet companion, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may likewise mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?

Happy 45th birthday celebration, old buddy. Try not to stress over the expanding wrinkles; you ought to rather be thankful for your blessings. It is said that time recuperates all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars to be restored. Happy birthday, dear companion.

One thing that can make you live long and appreciate long life and is maturing. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best solution for long life! Happy birthday to a magnificent companion.

Unnecessary to ask what you require as a birthday present, dear companion. Since you are fixated on chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, with the goal that you can have an over-dose of it. Best Birthday wishes to a dazzling companion.

I started rhyming the letters, and I wrote it on paper and discovered that I remember ‘U.’ Then, suddenly I realized that this letter was not what I missed, but you, my dear friend. Happy Birthday! Have a great celebration!!

Happy Birthday to my dear friend. A companion in need is a companion indeed; Actually, I require your car, to have it as mine, would you be able to offer it to me as a characteristic of being a companion in reality?

Happy Birthday, my extraordinary friend. I wish you long life, and I’m certain you a love that wishes. But, let me warn you; the day you begin purchasing anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish because aging is the best way to live on with a long life!

My sweet friend, on this special day, I thought it was the best gift for you, and only one thing can go through my mind: that is 25 hot kisses on your tender cheeks. But it will only happen when your cheeks do not burn! Happy birthday to my special girl.

Dear, you are old; you become intelligent. As for accelerating your age so that you can become the most intelligent person on earth. Best wishes on your birthday. I live every day for you because I live for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?

Dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget about the ugly past because it is past, and presently you focus on it because it is here with you. Therefore, do not expect another ‘gift.’ It is already with you! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

My sweet cutie pie, I only have one request for your birthday: can I see you all day instead of watching movies? This will make me happy on your birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful babe. I do not want to give you flowers as a birthday present because they will dry up. There is a special gift from me that will not end: my intense love for you!! Wishing you a happy birthday!!!

Remembering all the nonsense stuffs done throughout the year, I’m lucky that you’re still alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But this is what you do to yourself, so my friends, never leave stupid things with me. Happy birthday!

It does not matter how much good food we have eaten in recent years. Nobody has approached your kitchen. So, when you turn these candles off, give everyone a favor and wish to become a chef. Happy birthday, dear friend!!

Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of old! Antiques in the next line of the store! The person who is now a year close to arthritis! No …. Joking, you still have a lot of juice left, and you will continue having it for many more years. Happy birthday, dear!

I know you can’t see the garnishes of your birthday cake since it’s altogether shrouded in candles, and the way that maturity has diminished your vision yet celebrate your special day! At least retirement is just coming soon!   Happy Birthday to you antique!

I made a special cake for your birthday. But, I cannot keep candles in it. If I do the place, I’ll have to call the fire department immediately to put out this huge fire station. I liked being young, but with each birthday you’re getting old. Do not worry, just relax. Make your birthday special. Happy birthday!!!

This SMS is free of excess fat, cholesterol, and additives. It is completely organic, but it is full of sugar. This SMS is sweet as the person who reads it. Do you remember that happy, ridiculous, and colorful day of our childhood? When I remember those memories, it always looks great. Happy birthday!

Do not be sad because you get to have a year. Keep your chin. You know what I mean. These big funny wishes are just for you. On your birthday, do not count the candles on your face or wrinkles on your face. You’ll be surprised. Just be happy that you are not up to the count. Happy birthday!

Friends have never been more terrible! Even when you eat everything on the table, you are still a great person. We still love you! Happy Birthday! I wanted to give him something that is both very good and attractive for your birthday, but then I remembered that you already have it in your life. It’s me, my friend!!!

You see, you should not be ashamed of being old, not only do you always want to be like the intelligent man, but all the old things like you are very important too! My sweet companion, I know you’ll adore the present I purchased this evening, yet knowing your sugar cravings, you’ll most likely be excessively busy appreciating your face with your birthday. Happy birthday!

There are many years that I can remember for those history classes in my schools. But the bad news is that I do not remember your birth date because you were not in our course. I’m joking. Wishing you a happy birthday. I did not bring any cake for you. Because I know you like this bottle of champagne more.

Happy Birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I am sure that you will love the gift. I wish may all your dreams come true. The day you start buying anti-aging creams, you can stop the longevity of life because old age is the only way to live a long life!

Happy Birthday, dear friend. Friends who are in need are the true friend who is needed in our deed; I want your car to be mine. Can you give it as a mark of being a friend indeed? Do not worry about the growth of wrinkles. You should be grateful for your blessings.

It is said that all scars heal with time. Therefore, when you get older, you expect your marks (emotional and otherwise) to be healed … But, that does not include wrinkles anyway. Wrinkles get worse with aging. Happy birthday, dear friend.

There is such a thing that can make you survive for a long time and enjoy a long life, and that is aging. So, do not fear age. This is the best prescription for a long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend!!!

Do not ask what you want as a birthday gift, dear friends. As you are infatuated with chocolate, I have made a surrounding full of chocolate for your birthday so that you can do it as much as possible. My best Birthday wishes to my best friend.

“I don’t know what I would do without you. You’re my rock, my confidante, and sometimes even my therapist. Thanks for always being there for me, especially on days when I need it the most. I hope you have a wonderful birthday!

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